* Day 17 – Zodiacs

Uggggg, really? Do I really have to do this one? >.>

Post about your zodiac sign, and whether or not it fits you.

This is pulled from a website when looking up Scorpio. I will put my commentary in [ ] ‘s.

Element: Water [Why? Aren’t scorpions desert critters?]

Quality: Fixed [No clue what this means]

Color: Scarlet, Red, Rust [I actually am not a fan of red at all]

Day: Tuesday [Fridays]

Ruler: PlutoMars [Ooh, I do like these two planets!]

Greatest Overall Compatibility: TaurusCancer [I think my sister is a cancer]

Lucky Numbers: 8, 11, 18, 22 [Nope, 9]

Date range: October 23 – November 21 [October 26th, just made the cut!]

Strengths: Resourceful, brave, passionate, stubborn, a true friend [….really hate that this is accurate]

Weaknesses: Distrusting, jealous, secretive, violent [omg, stop it… I mean, no, I’m none of these things! >.>  <.<  >.> ]

Scorpio likes: Truth, facts, being right, longtime friends, teasing, a grand passion [A grand passion? Who says that?]

Scorpio dislikes: Dishonesty, revealing secrets, passive people [Dishonesty would line up with liking truth… good detective work]

Scorpio-born are passionate and assertive people. They are determined and decisive, and will research until they find out the truth. Scorpio is a great leader, always aware of the situation and also features prominently in resourcefulness. [Mkay, lemme stop you there. I’m rarely assertive and definitely not a great leader. I have found this out the hard way.]

Scorpio is a Water sign and lives to experience and express emotions. Although emotions are very important for Scorpio, they manifest them differently than other water signs. In any case, you can be sure that the Scorpio will keep your secrets, whatever they may be. [Oh. This is what water sign meant. Yeah, they got me here. I’m pretty damn emotional…]

Pluto is the planet of transformation and regeneration, and also the ruler of this zodiac sign. Scorpios are known by their calm and cool behavior, and by their mysterious appearance. [aka ‘Bitch-face’] People often say that Scorpio-born are fierce, probably because they understand very well the rules of the universe. [*rolling eyes soooo hard*] Some Scorpio-born can look older than they actually are. [I still get carded for alcohol and I’m almost 30.] They are excellent leaders because they are very dedicated to what they do. [Again, not accurate] Scorpios hate dishonesty and they can be very jealous and suspicious, so they need to learn how to adapt more easily to different human behaviors. [So, is this just summing up everything from earlier?] Scorpios are brave and therefore they have a lot of friends. [No. I have a very close tight group of friends. Like, you can count them on one hand.]

Well, that’s all. As you might be able to tell, I’m not a fan of these. It’s total hokum and no proof these are accurate with birth. It depends on many other factors other than the universe ‘picking’ your personality. Either way, hope you enjoyed! Let me know your signs and if you agree! ##

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