Oh god, this is a weird question, but here we go.

Bullet-point your whole day.

• Wake up; check phone
• Press snooze a couple dozen times
• Finally wake up
• Go pee; while my dog goes out to pee
• Brush teef (spit, rinse, repeat)
• Let doggo in; put in sisters room to sleep cause he’s sooper lazy
• Pet kitties cause they were locked out all night *sad face*
• Ignore them as they meow, waiting for food
• Feed fishes, right in front of starving cats
• Reassure kitties that Auntie will feed them soon
• Pet them s’more
• Get dressed and do boring ‘getting ready for work’ stuff
• Grab purse and thangs and head out the door
• Lock both doors and say goodbye to starving kitties
• Open gate to get to my car
• Unlock door and sit inside the car
• Start it up and wait for heater to come on
• Switch station to NPR
• Drive all the way through town, meanwhile, sun isn’t even awake yet
• *Take picture of sunrise!*
• Wooooooooooooooooork, and things like working
• Go home at exactly the time I’m supposed to be off
• Pick up doggos from fathers house where they like more than real home
• (he has a backyard and sunshine)
• Chit-chat with padre and watch some tv
• Go home with dogs and get a nose shoved in my face while driving
• (it’s adorable and not at all annoying)
• (No, that is not sarcasm)
• Get home and drink a couple bottles of wine
• Did I say bottles? I meant, glass.. no I meant bottles 🙂
• (Yes, it wasn’t not is sarcasm)
• Play video games, eat delicious carbs, proteins and starches
• Feed all aminals proteins; they stop begging and whining
• Relax in front of tv and go to bed at 8pm
• I am old lady; don’t judge.

Hope this helps you know me better. That’s what this was for, right? *Shrugs* ##